I found this shopping list in my shopping basket at Wal-Mart this morning, which is Christmas Eve morning. It is a whole novel in six words. Who wrote the shopping list, and what is her story? Just three items, probably in a woman's handwriting:
Shoes (Dad)
p test
Egg Nog -- sounds like a Christmas Party. Or is it a treat just a treat for herself? Hard to think you'd make a special trip to the store for Egg Nog to drink alone.
Are the shoes a gift for Dad? Probably, looks like she only has one more gift to buy. Dad is going to get his new shoes from Wal-Mart. I have looked at the shoes at Wal-Mart, and they are not fashion-forward, but they are practical and cheap. On the other hand, maybe Dad is sick and can't buy shoes for himself for some reason.
I think she going to give the shoes to Dad at the Christmas Party.
Most interesting is "p test," which has to be a pregnancy test. There are other things a "p test," could be, but only a pregnancy test is available at Wal-Mart.
How old is she? I'm guessing she was shopping by herself, and so she is old enough to drive. Is she 16 and hoping to be not be pregnant? Is she wondering what she is going to tell Dad at the Christmas Party? Maybe she is she 38, and wishing to be pregnant instead.
Maybe she is a little ashamed, and that is why she wrote "p test," instead of "pregnancy test." The list is torn out of a spiral notebook, and usually students have those, so most likely she is younger than 23.
Is she poor? Not too poor, she has enough money to buy shoes and Egg Nog. If she were wealthy though, she'd be buying Dad's shoes at Macy's instead of Wal-Mart.
Looks to me like a young woman with a little money, not too much, who might be pregnant, and is going to bring Egg Nog to a party. Maybe she even lives with her parents.
I wonder a million other things: Is she really pregnant? Is she happy about it? Who is the guy? Does she live with her parents? Is she still in high school? What do her friends think? Oh, and what shoes did she buy, and did Dad like them? Is her boyfriend going to be at the Christmas party?
Whoever she is, she lives within a few miles of me, and I'll never know her story.
Good Luck to her this Christmas Eve.
Someone pointed out the "(Dad)" is in a different person's handwriting. Is she buying shoes that are a gift for someone else to give to Dad? Maybe the other handwriting is Dad's handwriting, and he wants her to get his shoes and not shoes for her -- sounds pretty overcontrolling.
ReplyDeleteMost people who go to buy shoes know whose feet they are going to go on.